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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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billhitchert:

man this has been the worst life of my life

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liz-libeth:

By Andrew Kanounov

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georgetakei:

Oh Myyy. Happy early-comer Valentine’s http://ift.tt/NI2TEe

dicapriho:

it’s 2014 and i still don’t know how to spell matthew mccougloohaley

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Role model.

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swaggyasians:

I’m so jealous of people who look good even on passport photos

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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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injuries:

One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.

(Source: injuries, via mirkwoods)

I’ve died every day waiting for you…

Das zu taggen dauert echt ewig xD

Das Leben ist so vergänglich…

ach herrlich, ich könnte mich immer noch bepissen xD

caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

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moraniarty:

50th anniversary

good parts

  • adorable science lady (i don’t know her name)
  • having 10 back for an entire episode like what more can you want
  • no offensive writing for one whole episode. incredible.
  • badass queen Elizabeth
  • expanded on canon thoughtfully without negating the entire past of doctor who
  • sassy war doctor
  • happy ending for the doctor (kind of)
  • 10

bad parts

  • rose wasn’t really there
  • rose didn’t get to see any of the new doctors
  • 9 wasn’t really there
  • red monster sideplot slightly ignored towards the end of episode
  • we didn’t get to see much capaldi
  • rose

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